Beenerkeekee Costume

Beenerkeekee aka Keenan Cahill first made us laugh at his hysterical lip-syncing videos. Then he made us cry with his story of sickness. But then he made us feel courage because he was such a trooper about it all. Then 50 cent and Katy Perry and Brian Wilson were all like, “Yo Keenan, you’re the best, can I be in your video?” and Keenan was all like “Hell yeah, y’all”.

Given this young mans unique character (and let’s face it, unique looks), Beenerkeekee the Youtube superstar kid is an awesome Halloween costume idea. Just get a reddish wig, some glasses, his emblematic headphones t-shirt and maybe some larger-than-life hands and you’re set. If you happen to be friends with a famous musician and are beloved online for your videos, that might help too.

More seriously, if you can, please help Keenan and people like him affected by MPS VI ((Maroteaux-Lamy syndrome). You can learn more about the disease and donate to the MPS Society HERE

RUSSELL BRAND

I could say you want to be like Russell Brand because he’s funny as hell or because he looks like a rock star, but let’s be honest.  You want to be Russell Brand because his wife has big bouncy booooooobies!!!!!!  Go to HeadlineCostumes.com to get them hot titties…. I mean costumes.

KATY PERRY

California girls, Katycats, Double D’s…. I mean take a peak at those things. Rather, open your eyes as wide as they can go because her huge, awesome tits are monstrous. We’re talking linebackers of the boob world. The 8th and 9th world wonders. Massive melons. Sweet lordy lordy, I just want to get lost in her hills and bounce endlessly on the lush landscape that is her supple bosom. Katy Perry’s boobs could cure world hunger. They’ve already cured lupis (wikipedia it, it’s 100% confirmed). It is said that Katy Perry’s boobs once got asked to play Beethoven’s 5th Symphony on the xylophone and without a lick of practice, nailed the entire piece, even adding their own unique boob style. Prodigies! They are so big that the sun gets pulled to them; not so much because of gravitational reasons but because the sun loves huge, awesome tits. KATY PERRY’S BOOBS OOOOOOOOHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!

Oh, did we mention that being her for Halloween isn’t a bad idea either? Pick up her blue wig, cupcake outfit and even Russell Brand at HeadlineCostumes.com. And for goodness sake, please supply some big fat titties to go along with the outfit. The world thanks you.

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