California girls, Katycats, Double D’s…. I mean take a peak at those things. Rather, open your eyes as wide as they can go because her huge, awesome tits are monstrous. We’re talking linebackers of the boob world. The 8th and 9th world wonders. Massive melons. Sweet lordy lordy, I just want to get lost in her hills and bounce endlessly on the lush landscape that is her supple bosom. Katy Perry’s boobs could cure world hunger. They’ve already cured lupis (wikipedia it, it’s 100% confirmed). It is said that Katy Perry’s boobs once got asked to play Beethoven’s 5th Symphony on the xylophone and without a lick of practice, nailed the entire piece, even adding their own unique boob style. Prodigies! They are so big that the sun gets pulled to them; not so much because of gravitational reasons but because the sun loves huge, awesome tits. KATY PERRY’S BOOBS OOOOOOOOHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!
Oh, did we mention that being her for Halloween isn’t a bad idea either? Pick up her blue wig, cupcake outfit and even Russell Brand at HeadlineCostumes.com. And for goodness sake, please supply some big fat titties to go along with the outfit. The world thanks you.