Rude Woman Wants More Butter At KFC Costume

Want to dress like a pretty-obscure-but-getting-more-popular meme this Halloween? Love pretending your a fat, ugly, racist slob? Do you really like butter? If you’ve answered yes to all of these questions, I’m glad this is the internet so I don’t have to look you in your miserable face. That said, this womans mode of dress – what Zoolander would describe as “Plus Size Derelicte” – is certainly unique enough to turn heads and made young children cry. Extra points if you carry around a KFC double-down and make xenophobic/racist remarks to anyone who won’t dole your fat butt more butter!

Want more meme-themed costume ideas? Head to HeadlineCostumes.com for the webs largest selection of internet-inspired outfits!

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Beenerkeekee Costume

Beenerkeekee aka Keenan Cahill first made us laugh at his hysterical lip-syncing videos. Then he made us cry with his story of sickness. But then he made us feel courage because he was such a trooper about it all. Then 50 cent and Katy Perry and Brian Wilson were all like, “Yo Keenan, you’re the best, can I be in your video?” and Keenan was all like “Hell yeah, y’all”.

Given this young mans unique character (and let’s face it, unique looks), Beenerkeekee the Youtube superstar kid is an awesome Halloween costume idea. Just get a reddish wig, some glasses, his emblematic headphones t-shirt and maybe some larger-than-life hands and you’re set. If you happen to be friends with a famous musician and are beloved online for your videos, that might help too.

More seriously, if you can, please help Keenan and people like him affected by MPS VI ((Maroteaux-Lamy syndrome). You can learn more about the disease and donate to the MPS Society HERE

The Top Couples Costumes of Halloween 2011? Who will it be?

You tell us! And by the way, every couples costume set can be found at headlinecostumes.com (isn’t that just perfect?)

DOS EQUIS GUY

He never says anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s body.

He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

He is…. the most interesting Halloween costume in the world.

That’s right. If you want a pimptastic costume this year, grab a brew, powder your balls… and, oh yeah, buy the Dos Equis Guy Costume.

BE JUSTIN BIEBER

Where my Beliebers at???  Oh, right.  EVERYWHERE!  That’s because the world is still suffering from the pandemic commonly known as BIEBER FEVER!!  Get yourself this top notch Justin Bieber Wig this Halloween if you’re looking to get girls’ panties thrown at you all night.  Even if you’re a closeted Belieber, this wig can be worn while singing “Baby, Baby” in your parents’ shower.

And if you’ve got a special someone in your life, get her a Selena Gomez Wig to complete the couples’ ensemble.

RAGE FACE MASKS

Whether you relate most to the Forever Alone, Troll Face or FFFFUUUUUUU meme, Rage Face Masks are all the “rage” for internet geeks this Halloween.  They are sold exclusively at Headline Costumes, you better hurry up and buy one before they’re all gone!

PRINCESS BEATRICE ROYAL WEDDING HAT

We all anticipated the Royal Wedding to be the event of the year, but what we didn’t expect was the hat abomination that would accompany it.  From the old ass Queen  to the weird ass Princesses, hats were all the [horrifying] rage.  Luckily, you too can scare the living hell out of the public this Halloween with The Princess Beatrice Hat!  Sold exclusively at Headline Costumes, you’re assured to have one of the most unique and terrifying costumes this Halloween!

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