KARDASHIAN KOSTUME

If you’ve been Keeping Up with the Kardashians then you know they’re the hottest things since Basturma – raw, air-dried, Armenian beef.  But really, we are all just Kardashian girls living in a Kardashian world.  Stop fighting it.  Just eat a lot of Karl’s Jr. burgers to bulk up your butt, and buy the Kardashian wig at HeadlineCostumes.com.

KIM JONG IL

If you want to dictate the scene this Halloween, we’ve got the costume that will [oppressively] dominate all others: the Kim Jong Il Costume.  This ensemble will give you the magical powers to control your woman, your man and even your entire race.

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