The Top Couples Costumes of Halloween 2011? Who will it be?

You tell us! And by the way, every couples costume set can be found at headlinecostumes.com (isn’t that just perfect?)

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KARDASHIAN KOSTUME

If you’ve been Keeping Up with the Kardashians then you know they’re the hottest things since Basturma – raw, air-dried, Armenian beef.  But really, we are all just Kardashian girls living in a Kardashian world.  Stop fighting it.  Just eat a lot of Karl’s Jr. burgers to bulk up your butt, and buy the Kardashian wig at HeadlineCostumes.com.

RUSSELL BRAND

I could say you want to be like Russell Brand because he’s funny as hell or because he looks like a rock star, but let’s be honest.  You want to be Russell Brand because his wife has big bouncy booooooobies!!!!!!  Go to HeadlineCostumes.com to get them hot titties…. I mean costumes.

KATY PERRY

California girls, Katycats, Double D’s…. I mean take a peak at those things. Rather, open your eyes as wide as they can go because her huge, awesome tits are monstrous. We’re talking linebackers of the boob world. The 8th and 9th world wonders. Massive melons. Sweet lordy lordy, I just want to get lost in her hills and bounce endlessly on the lush landscape that is her supple bosom. Katy Perry’s boobs could cure world hunger. They’ve already cured lupis (wikipedia it, it’s 100% confirmed). It is said that Katy Perry’s boobs once got asked to play Beethoven’s 5th Symphony on the xylophone and without a lick of practice, nailed the entire piece, even adding their own unique boob style. Prodigies! They are so big that the sun gets pulled to them; not so much because of gravitational reasons but because the sun loves huge, awesome tits. KATY PERRY’S BOOBS OOOOOOOOHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!

Oh, did we mention that being her for Halloween isn’t a bad idea either? Pick up her blue wig, cupcake outfit and even Russell Brand at HeadlineCostumes.com. And for goodness sake, please supply some big fat titties to go along with the outfit. The world thanks you.

BE JUSTIN BIEBER

Where my Beliebers at???  Oh, right.  EVERYWHERE!  That’s because the world is still suffering from the pandemic commonly known as BIEBER FEVER!!  Get yourself this top notch Justin Bieber Wig this Halloween if you’re looking to get girls’ panties thrown at you all night.  Even if you’re a closeted Belieber, this wig can be worn while singing “Baby, Baby” in your parents’ shower.

And if you’ve got a special someone in your life, get her a Selena Gomez Wig to complete the couples’ ensemble.

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