Beenerkeekee Costume

Beenerkeekee aka Keenan Cahill first made us laugh at his hysterical lip-syncing videos. Then he made us cry with his story of sickness. But then he made us feel courage because he was such a trooper about it all. Then 50 cent and Katy Perry and Brian Wilson were all like, “Yo Keenan, you’re the best, can I be in your video?” and Keenan was all like “Hell yeah, y’all”.

Given this young mans unique character (and let’s face it, unique looks), Beenerkeekee the Youtube superstar kid is an awesome Halloween costume idea. Just get a reddish wig, some glasses, his emblematic headphones t-shirt and maybe some larger-than-life hands and you’re set. If you happen to be friends with a famous musician and are beloved online for your videos, that might help too.

More seriously, if you can, please help Keenan and people like him affected by MPS VI ((Maroteaux-Lamy syndrome). You can learn more about the disease and donate to the MPS Society HERE

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The Top Couples Costumes of Halloween 2011? Who will it be?

You tell us! And by the way, every couples costume set can be found at headlinecostumes.com (isn’t that just perfect?)

KARDASHIAN KOSTUME

If you’ve been Keeping Up with the Kardashians then you know they’re the hottest things since Basturma – raw, air-dried, Armenian beef.  But really, we are all just Kardashian girls living in a Kardashian world.  Stop fighting it.  Just eat a lot of Karl’s Jr. burgers to bulk up your butt, and buy the Kardashian wig at HeadlineCostumes.com.

RUSSELL BRAND

I could say you want to be like Russell Brand because he’s funny as hell or because he looks like a rock star, but let’s be honest.  You want to be Russell Brand because his wife has big bouncy booooooobies!!!!!!  Go to HeadlineCostumes.com to get them hot titties…. I mean costumes.

KATE MIDDLETON

Princess Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Her Royal Highness and Heiress to Party Pieces….  Say whaaaaat?  That’s right.  Our pretty little princess comes from a long line of costume folk, which is even more reason to be Kate Middleton this Halloween.  She’s hot, she’s royalty and she’s purebred Halloweener.

 

KATY PERRY

California girls, Katycats, Double D’s…. I mean take a peak at those things. Rather, open your eyes as wide as they can go because her huge, awesome tits are monstrous. We’re talking linebackers of the boob world. The 8th and 9th world wonders. Massive melons. Sweet lordy lordy, I just want to get lost in her hills and bounce endlessly on the lush landscape that is her supple bosom. Katy Perry’s boobs could cure world hunger. They’ve already cured lupis (wikipedia it, it’s 100% confirmed). It is said that Katy Perry’s boobs once got asked to play Beethoven’s 5th Symphony on the xylophone and without a lick of practice, nailed the entire piece, even adding their own unique boob style. Prodigies! They are so big that the sun gets pulled to them; not so much because of gravitational reasons but because the sun loves huge, awesome tits. KATY PERRY’S BOOBS OOOOOOOOHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!

Oh, did we mention that being her for Halloween isn’t a bad idea either? Pick up her blue wig, cupcake outfit and even Russell Brand at HeadlineCostumes.com. And for goodness sake, please supply some big fat titties to go along with the outfit. The world thanks you.

LADY GAGA

Don’t be a drag – just be a queen.

Don’t be a drag – just be a queen.

Don’t be a drag – just be a queen.

Don’t be a drag – just be a queen.

How many times does she have to say it?!?  Don’t be a drag.  Just be Gaga!!

THE ZACH GALIFIANAKIS HANGOVER BEARD COSTUME

You can call him Fat Jesus, Alan Warner or Zach Galifianakis.  No matter what you call him, he will always be the best-bearded member of the original Wolfpack.  Don’t be a loner on Halloween.  Buy your Hangover Beard today!

AMY WINEHOUSE

Though her life was cut far too short, this soulful star made a magnificent impression on music and the world in her mere 27 years.  This Halloween, fans can pay tribute by dressing up in Amy’s signature style.  Purchase the Amy Winehouse Beehive Wig and Retro Tattoos at Headline Costumes.

PRINCESS BEATRICE ROYAL WEDDING HAT

We all anticipated the Royal Wedding to be the event of the year, but what we didn’t expect was the hat abomination that would accompany it.  From the old ass Queen  to the weird ass Princesses, hats were all the [horrifying] rage.  Luckily, you too can scare the living hell out of the public this Halloween with The Princess Beatrice Hat!  Sold exclusively at Headline Costumes, you’re assured to have one of the most unique and terrifying costumes this Halloween!

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